Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants Quotes

Chef and Crew

Kyle: Uh, greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's 'aboot' time we get back to our 'hoose' in Canada, isn't it?
Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you talking about? I'm not a Goddamn Canadian and neither are you.
Stan: Cartman, you stupid asshole.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007


Randy Marsh: Sharon, don't you think maybe you should watch something else? You've been watching CNN for about…eight weeks now?

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007


Randy Marsh: Stan, your mom's a little freaked out right now. Why don't you go outside and play with your big brown package from Afghanistan?

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007


CNN Newscaster: The world has backed down from its support of the U.S., saying they were only really just kidding.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007


Cartman: I told you, jawas have no heart.
Kyle: Jawas?
Cartman: You know, sand people.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007



Stan: America may have some problems, but it's our home, our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007


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