Pre-School Quotes

Eric Cartman

Dr. Doctor: Boys, you have to let him rest. Some mean kid gave him a Texas Chili Bowl.
Stan: What's that?
Dr. Doctor: It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007


Kyle (as a toddler): How about we play fireman!
Cartman (as a toddler): Jews can't be firemen!
Kyle (as a toddler): Shut up, fat ass!
Cartman (as a toddler): Don't call me fat you f**king jew!

  • Rating 5.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007


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