Probably Quotes
God: [after hearing Satan's story] Jesus, what the hell happened to you?
Satan: Huh?
God: You got kicked out of here for being a headstrong rebel. And now you're a whiny little bitch.
Chris: Satan!
Satan: Chris!
(they run to embrace each other)
Satan: But I thought Saddam killed you?
Chris: Well, yeah, where was I going to go, Detroit?
Cartman: Friends. I have to tell you that last night I recieved a phone call from beyond the grave.
Children: gasp
Cartman: It was our departed friend, Kenny, calling from the depths of hell and he described what hell is like in horrid detail. He said that in hell, the smell is awful. He says that in hell... Everyone speaks SPANISH!
Children: gasp
Cartman: He said there is water in hell, but if you drink it you pee blood out your ass for SEVEN HOURS!
Children: gasp
Cartman: And perhaps worst of all, in hell there are dozens and dozens of little trinket stores, but they all have the SAME little trinkets in them!
Cartman: Many of you knew Kenny McCormick. He was a playful school-going 8 year old. And then yesterday, he was smacked down by the Lord! God bitch slapped him right down to the fiery depths of hell!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 1st, 2007Ms. Cartman: Poopikins, it's time to stop preaching damnation to everyone, sweetie!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 1st, 2007
