Proper Condom Use Quotes
Mr. Mackey: Eric, what the hell are you doing?
Cartman: I'm puttin' on a new condom. I filled the other one up.
Mr. Mackey: Why are you wearing a condom
Cartman: So I don't get AIDS.
Mr. Mackey: Eric, you can't get AIDS from just sitting around. You have to get it from sex.
Miss Choksondik: Are you wearing a condom?
Mr. Mackey: Uh, no.
Miss Choksondik: Oh, well. F**k it.
Chef: Parents. There are reasons why teachers can't teach sex in school. They might not know a lot about it (camera fixes on Mr Mackey), they might have a bad opinion of it (camera moves to Ms Choksondik) or they might just be a complete pervert (camera moves to Mr Garrison).
• Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007 Chef: The right time to start having sex is 17.
Sheila: So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?
Chef: Nope, just 17.
Gerald: But what if you're not ready at 17?
Chef: 17, you're ready.
Cartman: Butters, will you stop filibustering?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007Miss Choksondik: You think that sex is about fun and games and love? Wrong! Sex is about disease.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007
