Red Sleigh Down Quotes

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Santa: Christmas is a very special time of year, but…this year it almost didn't happen. There's a man named Jesus who gave his life to save me. And so I declare that every year on Christmas Day. we should remember Jesus for what he did, and thank him for it. From now on, Christmas will be a day for remembering a brave man named Jesus.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007


Santa:I just couldn't do it. (camera flashes onto dead Iraqi) I couldn't let him live. He shocked Santa's balls!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007


Santa: [to an Iraqi] I'm gonna f**king kill you!
Iraqi: You're not in the position to kill anyone, I just want you to tell me America's plan.
Santa: Then we're in for a long night, cause I don't know s**t!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007


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