Super Best Friends Quotes

Cartman

Kyle: I'm not going anywhere.
Stan: Goddamnit I'm not going with you, I wanna stay here.
Kyle: Huh? I thought you wanted to leave.
Stan: Oh wait who am I again?
Kyle: You're Stan.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007


Stan: Kyle, I'm starting to think that this is a really bad idea.
Butters: I'm not Kyle, I'm Butters. I thought you were Kyle.
Stan No, I'm Stan.
Kyle: You're Stan? Where's Kenny?
Stan: Who are you?
Kyle: I'm Kyle.
Cartman: Hehe, guess who I am, guys?

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007


Cartman: (to Stan and Kyle) Aaah, that's so sweet, you guys! Hey you wanna get a room so you can make out (kiss) for a while!? (laughs. Kyle kicks him in the balls) Ow! (Stan kicks him) Aargh (both boys kick him in the balls in turn) Stop it! Aaargh!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007


Stan: Kyle?!
[Stan turns over a dead body of a bald cult member, it takes a moment for Stan to recognize him.]
Stan: [gasps] OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY!
Kyle: [off screen and in the distance] You bastards!
Stan: Kyle? Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Kyle: [still off screen in the distance] You bastards!
Stan: [follows Kyle's voice] Oh my god, they killed Kenny!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007


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