The Death Camp of Tolerance Quotes
Tour Guide: Now you boys have probably called this young man names like "tubby", or "lard butt" or "fat tits"...
Kyle: Ooh, fat tits, that's a good one.
Stan: Yeah, we'll have to remember that.
Cartman: Tolerance kicks ass!
[Everyone laughs.]
Randy Marsh: That's our Cartman.
Cartman: I'll take three lunches today, please.
Chef: You don't need three lunches, Eric! You're fat enough as it is!
Cartman: It is my life choice, Chef, and if you don't tolerate it I'll report you to the SEC.
Cartman: I'm not fat, I have a different life choice.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007 Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just throw a paper airplane?
Cartman: No, it was Kenny!
Mr. Garrison: Very funny, Eric. Kenny's dead!
Mr. Garrison: I was informed that fourth-graders are a little too old for Mr. Hat.
Kyle: TWO-year-olds are too old for Mr. Hat!
Mr. Garrison: But it's okay because I found a new teacher's assistant. Say hello to... Mr. Slave.
Mr. Slave: Hi kids. Hm.
Mr. Garrison: So that's Mr. Slave. The teacher's assistant. Or, as I like to write for short, the Teacher's Ass.
Cartman: (whispering to Craig) Yo, I think that Mr. Slave guy's a... Pakistani.
