The Jeffersons Quotes

Stan

Cartman: Mr Jefferson, I wish I could be around you all the time. You're awesome.
Mr. Jefferson: I think you're awesome too, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah?
Mr. Jefferson: Yeah.
Cartman: Yeah?
Mr. Jefferson: Yeah.
Cartman: Yeah? (they move in for a kiss)
Stan: (waking up) AAAAGGGGHHHH!! (looks round to see Cartman asleep and facing the ceiling and not Mr. Jefferson)
Mr. Jefferson: (opens his eyes) What's the matter, Stan? You have a bad dream?
Stan: Yeah, a REALLY bad dream. (shuts his eyes) Oh Jesus...

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Mr. Jefferson: It's ignorant!
Mr. Jefferson: Hee Hee!
Mr. Jefferson: Shamon!

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Cartman: Well excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh, but you can suck on my fat hairy balls!

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