The New Terrance & Phillip Movie Trailer Quotes
Chef: Hello, is this customer service? I'm having a problem with my new television, it's sprouted laser guns and started walking around shooting people.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007Russel Crowe: My fightn's poetry. YOU DON'T EDIT RUSSEL CROWE'S POETRY YE TESTICLE. (Beats up the editor)
• Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007Russel Crowe: Well, we found out that I couldn't actually fight cancer... but we did find a person with cancer. [brings out a sickly cancer patient and begins beating him severely] Come on, cancer, ya p***y! Is that all you got?
• Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007 Kyle: Oh Jesus! Now where do we go??
Stan: We've tried everywhere! Butters, are you absolutely sure we can't go to your house??
Butters: I'm sure! there's no way!
Kyle: Uh, why not?!
Butters: Uh, because! Uh my parents are out of town, and I don't have a babysitter.
Cartman: [glares at Butters] Oh, God dammit, you better be kidding!
Butters: No, I really don't have a babysitter.
Barkeep: Look, this is a bar! We can't have children in here. People come here for debauchery and sin!
Cartman: Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar.
Butters: Well sure! I'm good at all kinds of jobs.