The Return of Chef Quotes
Mr. Connolly: Our club offers hope! Do you think we go around the world molesting children just because it feels really, really, really, really good? No! Our club has a message...and a secret that explains the mysteries of life!
Stan: Oh, Jesus. Here we go.
Mr. Connolly: Very well. I am now going to tell you the secret of the Super Adventure Club.
Stan: We don't wanna hear it!
Kyle: We're all here today because Chef has been such an important part of our lives. A lot of us don't agree with the choices Chef has made in the past few days. Some of us... feel hurt... and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us. But we can't let the events of the last week take away the memories of how much Chef made us smile. I'm gonna remember Chef as the jolly old guy who always broke into song. I'm gonna remember Chef... as the guy who gave us advice to live by. So you see, we shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us. We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Stan: Oh my God. They killed Chef.
Kyle: You bastards! YOU BASTARDS!!!
Mr. Connolly: Pity. He would've made an excellent child molester.
Kyle: Do you realize how retarded that sounds?
Mr. Connolly: Is it any more retarded than the idea of God sending his only son down to die for our sins? Is it any more retarded that Buddha sitting beneath a tree for twenty years?
Stan: Yeah, it's way, way more retarded.
Chef: [In sound clips of his voiced mixed together] I want to stick my balls inside your rectum, Kyle. I'm gonna make love to your asshole, children. Kenny, how would you like to sodomize my black ass?
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Clyde: You guys... something's wrong with Chef. He's saying some really weird stuff.
Kyle: Like what?
Clyde: I think… I think he wants to have sex with me.
Cartman: Hey you guys, you know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs? ...Joobs!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007Cartman: Uh, guys? Did Chef seem a little, uh, trippy to you?
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007
