Trapped in the Closet Quotes
Nicole Kidman: Tom? Don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet.
Tom Cruise: But, I'm...I'm not in the closet.
Nicole Kidman: Yes, You are Tom, and you need to just end this and come out.
President: What's better than telling people a stupid story and having them believe you?! [Stan draws a blank] Having them PAY you for it, stupid!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007Cartman: Don't be such a Jew, Stan.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007 R Kelly: But then I calm myself down, and I pull out my gun!
Field Reporter: Oh geez, here we go with the gun again.
Brian: Yeah, I'm afraid that you are completely miserable and totally depressed.
Stan: I am?? I didn't know that!
Brian: Well there's certainly no question that you are a perfect candidate for Scientology