Tsst Quotes
Liane: And then we'll go to Target, and... I'll buy you a Mega Ranger?
Cartman: Could I have....two Mega Rangers?
Cartman: Yes! I've lost almost ten pounds now. You see what I mean?? I totally know how it felt to be a Jew in the Holocaust now!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007Cartman: Skinless chicken, boiled vegetables and salad?! This is just like Auschwitz!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007Cartman: Suck my asshole, taco vendor!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007Cartman: Yes, let the anger come! Strike me down while you can! But it won't make your dried-up ovaries any more fertile!
• Rating 1.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007Cartman: You're sterile, is that it? No, that's too convenient of an excuse. The truth is, nobody ever wanted to have babies with you. Isn't that it? Always the mom's maid and never the mom? Must be hard on you, knowing that the years are ticking away, your friends all getting married and all the while your uterus is slowly shriveling away, drying up, becoming totally worthless.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007Cartman: God-dammit, Mom! I'm your son and you will listen to me!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Cartman: I just... I really need the support of my best friend right now.
Jimmy: Who's your best friend?
Cartman: You are, Jimmy! We've always been best friends! We know everything about each other!
Jimmy: What's my last name?
Cartman: [pause] Goddammit.
