Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow Quotes

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Kyle: We must save these people!
Stan: How?
Cartman: Why?

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007


Cartman: Give me your Jew gold now!
Kyle: God damn it, you know I don't carry gold in a little bag around my neck, Cartman. What do you want from me?
Cartman: I want your Jew gold…

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007


Stan: Dude! Dude, did you see the news last night?
Cartman: Yeah.
Stan: You saw all those people trapped on their roofs?
Cartman: Yeah, that was pretty funny.

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Gerald: Maybe we should strip these jackets off and warm our bodies next to each other.
Randy: Don't be a fag!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007


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