Up the Down Steroid Quotes

Eric Cartman

Cartman: [Pretending he's retarded] Derrrr...derrrr...hey guys whats going on, derrrrrr?
[Long pause]
Kyle: God damn you.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 6th, 2007


Jimmy's Father: I'll leave you two alone. And Jimmy, are you sure you weren't masturbating?. Its okay if you were.
Jimmy: Dad! Jesus Christ!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 6th, 2007


Stan: Thats really, really, terrible dude!
Cartman: Terrible?! Whatever. You guys just don't have brains that can compute complex plans like mine!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 6th, 2007


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