South Park Quotes (Page 10)

Kenny

Kyle: We must save these people!
Stan: How?
Cartman: Why?

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Cartman: Give me your Jew gold now!
Kyle: God damn it, you know I don't carry gold in a little bag around my neck, Cartman. What do you want from me?
Cartman: I want your Jew gold…

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Stan: Dude! Dude, did you see the news last night?
Cartman: Yeah.
Stan: You saw all those people trapped on their roofs?
Cartman: Yeah, that was pretty funny.

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Gerald: Maybe we should strip these jackets off and warm our bodies next to each other.
Randy: Don't be a fag!

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Jimmy: Shawna, I was wondering if I could put my penis in your vagina.

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Butters: 'Ey, who's droppin' bombs in there!? How 'bout a courtesy flush?
Cartman: Up yours, Butters!

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Ike: [singing] I have a Yankee Doodle sweetheart, she's my Yankee Doodle girl. 'Ankee Doodle came to London, just to ride the ponies! I am da Yankee Doodle, I am da Yankee Doodle, I am da Yankee Doodle boy!

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Jimmy: Hey fellas, where's Cartman?
Stan: Cartman isn't our friend anymore.
Kyle: We're ignoring him.
Token: Ignoring him, how come?
Kyle: Because he's a fat racist self-centered intolerant manipulating sociopath.
Token: Oh yeah.

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Cartman: Let's see, oh and I tried to exterminate the Jews last Spring...

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Butters: I'm like the kid in that movie; I'm seein' dead people!

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