South Park Quotes (Page 11)

Eric Cartman

Randy: Dever sucks ass.

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Randy: For what? Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was America! Huh? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America.

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Randy: Hey, Batdad. I didn't hear no bell.

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Stan: Dad?
Randy: Huh?
Stan: You're the greatest.

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Angel 1: Jesus! Their army is massive!
Angel 2: Heaven help us!

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Michael: Basically, Kenny, you... are Keanu Reeves.

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Uriel: No! There is another. A Japanese boy did make it to level 59.
Michael: Are you stupid, Uriel? Japanese people don't have souls!
Angels: Yeah Uriel!
Uriel: Oh. Right, right. I'm sorry.

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Kyle: Don't kill Kenny!
Protesters: You bastards!

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Michael: God intended Kenny to die! What are these people doing?

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Cartman: And we'll need a black guy who will sacrifice himself when the others are in danger. [camera moves back and forth passing Chef several times] Oh how about...
Chef: [irritated] Yeah I know!

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