South Park Quotes (Page 12)
Kyle: Those Dirty Liars!
Kenny: [muffled] Son of a bitch!
Cartman: God damn hippies!!!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007Cartman: They're not people! They're hippies!
• Rating 4.3 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007Basketball coach: [to Kyle] No, you see, Jews can't play basketball. They're not tall or black enough.
• Rating 4.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007Gerald: Look, Ike! Your daddy's a dolphin!
• Rating 1.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007 Kyle: Mom? Dad? What's a sex-change operation?
Gerald: [taken aback] What? Uh, n-nothing. I'll explain it to you when you're a little older.
Kyle: But our teacher, Mr. Garrison? He just had his penis made into a vagina. How come?
Ike: Penis!
Gerald: Your teacher had a sex-change? Oh, my God!
Ike: Vagina!
Mrs. Garrsion: Hey boys. It's me your teacher Mrs. Garrison.
Cartman: [Whispers] You guys, Mr. Garrison has titties!
Narrator: And they all lived happily ever after, except for Kyle, who died of AIDS two weeks later.
Kyle: [voiceover] Goddamn you, Cartman!
Kyle: Stan! What the hell is going on?!
Stan: It's Critter Christmas, dude! It sucks ass!
Stan: I am sorry that I killed your mom but the squirrel told me that she was evil.
Mountain Lion Cub: You got tricked by a squirrel? Gee, you are not too smart, are you mister?