South Park Quotes (Page 13)
Cartman: [Walks up to a group of girls and flips each one off in turn] F**k you Millie! F**k you Annie! F**k you Bebe! F**k you Whateveryournameis!, aaaand F**k you bitch!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007Paris Hilton: [opening her new store] Have fun girls, and remember to party and be super-lame to everybody.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007Paris Hilton: Another dog killed itself!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007 Dr. Doctor: Boys, you have to let him rest. Some mean kid gave him a Texas Chili Bowl.
Stan: What's that?
Dr. Doctor: It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus.
Kyle (as a toddler): How about we play fireman!
Cartman (as a toddler): Jews can't be firemen!
Kyle (as a toddler): Shut up, fat ass!
Cartman (as a toddler): Don't call me fat you f**king jew!
Cartman: If you want to hurt the Wall-Mart, you're gonna have to go through me.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007 Stan: Goddamn, that took a long time.
Kyle: It would have been faster if Cartman hadn't slashed the tires.
Cartman: I DID NOT. I wanna close Wall-Mart just as much as you guys do.
Cartman: Whoa, pixie sticks, 29 cents!
[Cartman slips into a trance.]
Cartman: Wall-Mart? are you speaking to me?…My friends…Trying to hurt you again?…Yes Wall-Mart, I understand…
Stan: Jesus Christ…Dad?!
Randy: Stan?
Stan: Dad, oh my God!
Randy: Stan.
Stan: What, Dad, are you dying?
Randy: No, I'm just really really tired. I was shopping at Wall-Mart all night.
Bill O'Reilly: On my right is pissed-off white-trash redneck conservative ... and on my left is aging hippie liberal douche.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007
