South Park Quotes (Page 15)
Kyle: I feel way better about being a Jew now that I know Mel Gibson is just a big wacko douche.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 6th, 2007Cartman: Aw, aw, no, come on, people, we're so close to completing my final solution!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 6th, 2007 Cartman: Okay, now when I say, "Es ist Zeit für Rache!" you respond, "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!"
Woman: What does that mean?
Man: Oh, I think it's Aramaic, just like in the movie!
Cartman: Töten Sie die Juden! Wir können nicht stillstehen bis sie alle tot sind! [Kill all the Jews! We cannot stand still 'till all are dead!] Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready to do thy bidding, Mel Gibson.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 6th, 2007 Kyle: People don't hate the Jews!
Cartman: Really? Three hundred million domestic box-office, Kyle. The top-grossing film of all time, Kyle. Those numbers don't lie. If you're not scared of The Passion then go see it. Go see it and tell me I'm wrong. Mel Gibson, Kyle. Mel Gibson.
Cartman: This is why you can't bring Jews on away missions! They don't play along!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 6th, 2007 Cartman: [Pretending he's retarded] Derrrr...derrrr...hey guys whats going on, derrrrrr?
[Long pause]
Kyle: God damn you.
Jimmy's Father: I'll leave you two alone. And Jimmy, are you sure you weren't masturbating?. Its okay if you were.
Jimmy: Dad! Jesus Christ!
Stan: Thats really, really, terrible dude!
Cartman: Terrible?! Whatever. You guys just don't have brains that can compute complex plans like mine!
Cartman: [as Awesome-0 talking to a movie executive] Adam Sandler is a guy, and he, uh, falls in love with a girl, but it turns out that shes a golden retriever.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 6th, 2007
