South Park Quotes (Page 17)
Mr. Twong: Hello from the c**kpit, this is your captain speaking. As you can see, it appears that we are going down. Now would be a good time to reflect on your life, and pray to whatever deity you believe in. Thank you for flying City Airlines. We know you have a choice in airlines, and it looks like you made the wrong one.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 5th, 2007 Kyle: All right! We're going to Canada!
Cartman: Weak.
Cartman: [to Kyle] You f**king asshole! This is all your fault!
Kyle: What?
Cartman: Everyone's gonna be charitable, and give money to your family instead of buying Christmas presents! You f**king Jews ruined Christmas again! [he screams and charges Kyle]
Cartman: Kyle, I just want you to know, if it were any other time of year, I still wouldn't help you.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 5th, 2007Harry Gints: It was a tough time for us. It was a tough time for all of Canada. The whole country was devastated by the cola wars...
• Vote for this Quote! • September 5th, 2007 Harry Gints: My name is Harry Gints and this is my wife Elise. We're from Canada.
Gerald Broflovski: Yes, I can tell.
Butters: I love life...Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like...It makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 5th, 2007Butters: Well, thanks for offering to let me in your clique, guys, but, to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little p***y than a faggy Goth kid.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 5th, 2007 Bebe: Whatever! You guys are assholes!
Butters: At least we have assholes you dumb girl!
Jimmy: Stan told me to tell you he thinks you're a cont…cont…cont…, you're a cont, cont, cont... [sounding like c**t]
Wendy: Well tell Stan to f**k off!
[Wendy leaves.]
Jimmy: Cont…continuing source of inspiration to him.
