South Park Quotes (Page 18)
Bebe: Wendy breaks up.
Stan: What?
Bebe: Wendy breaks up with you.
Stan: Whoa, whoa, wait a minute! What did I do wrong? I haven't even talked to Wendy for weeks!
Rob Reiner: I'm not Rita Poon, I'm Rob Reiner. And you've just been Reiner'd!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 5th, 2007Cartman: Wow, it's like smoking brings a lot of people just a little bit of joy, and you get to take that away from them! You're awesome.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 5th, 2007Cartman: Handle it? For two billion dollars I'd handle my grandpa's balls, sir.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 5th, 2007Cartman: He just goes around imposing his will on people, he's my idol.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 5th, 2007 Gary's sister: And you must be Stan's sister! Oh, I think your brother's the greatest!
Shelley: My brother is a stupid turd!
Cartman: You were supposed to kick his ass, not lick his butthole!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 5th, 2007 Kyle: Dude, that new kid is such a douche.
Cartman: Yeah, somebody needs to put him in his place.
Butters: He's a pecker-face, that's what he is.
Cartman: Go kick his ass, Stan!
Clyde: Yeah, go kick his ass.
Stan: (unsure) W—maybe he won't fight.
Cartman: Will he bleed? That's all we care about.
Kyle: Come on, dude, somebody needs to wipe that f**kin' smirk off his face.
Craig: Yeah, little bitch!
Stan: Alright, I'm gonna go kick his ass.
[Stan leaves to do so.]
Cartman: Yeah, go Stan! Go Stan! …alright, I've got five bucks on the other kid, who wants in?
Mr. Garrison: Wow, it seems like I don't have a class full of retards anymore, doesn't it, children?
• Vote for this Quote! • September 5th, 2007 Butters: But Eric, how am I supposed to re-populate the Earth?
Cartman: You know like, with your weiner.
