South Park Quotes (Page 19)
Stan: Dude, it's Kyle's birthday, we should do whatever he wants to do.
Cartman: What? F**k Kyle!
Kyle: It's like the Disneyland of Mexican restaurants!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 5th, 2007 Kyle: You guys! I have awesome news!
Cartman: You have AIDS?
Cartman: The poor kid passes it to the Jew, the Jew shoots. He misses! Proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey!
Kyle: Shut up Cartman! Your body is bigger than the goal!
Cartman: No, I just have a sweet hockey body.
Randy: Oh, brother. Good job, dad. Look at you now.
Grandpa Marsh: Oh, goddammit! Don't you lecture me, you son of a bitch!
Randy: You just had to be so damn stubborn, didn't you?
Grandpa Marsh: Now my son is gonna talk to me like I'm 12!
Randy: We're not treating you like children, Dad, alright. Now I think you owe Mr. Police Officer an apology. Who needs to apologize, hmmm? Who's a Sorry Sorry?
Grandpa Marsh: Kiss my sagging ass!
Stan: I think old people should have rights, grandpa. I just don't want to die.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 4th, 2007 Randy: Stan, are you okay?
Stan: Yeah dad, we're just rehearsing our band.
Randy: Ohh.. I thought a group of Vietnamese people were getting their intestines pulled out through their mouths. *closes door*
Cartman: Oh, f**k Jesus! [Faith + 1's fans gasp; a woman screams]
Butters: Eric, I'm pretty sure you shouldn't say the "F" word about Jesus.
Token: Yeah, you're gonna hurt the band.
Cartman: [singing]
Don't ever leave me, Jesus. I couldn't stand to see you go
My heart would simply snap, my Lord, if you walked on out that door
I promise I'll be good to you, and keep you warm at night
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, why don't we just… shut off the lights
Cartman: Butters, remind me later to cut your balls off.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 4th, 2007
