South Park Quotes (Page 2)
Mrs. Garrison: Alright students, let's take our seats. Apparently we have a little problem here at the school, which we need to talk about.
Cartman: Ah, yes. [points to Kyle] You mean the Jew problem. Good, good. I'm glad we're going to finally do something about it.
Cartman: (Crying, stumbles into the kitchen, holding onto a doorframe for support) Moommmmm...
Mom: Yes, poonchkins?
Cartman:(between sniffles) Last night.. when.. Butters.. came to spend the night.. I wanted to take a picture of him.. you know.. for his mom to have.. and I tripped, and my mouth landed right on his penis - and at that moment.. i thought of something really funny.. and kinda started to smile a little bit.. and kinda.. give a little thumbs up.. and thats when he took the pictureee.....
Kyle:If you put somebody's weiner in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid!
Cartman: Nuh-uh!
Kyle: Yeah-huh!
Cartman: Kenny, that doesn't make me gay, huh?
Kenny: He he, that makes you very f**king gay!
Cartman: I was asleep, and this person just ... puts his penis in my mouth without me knowing! And took the picture!
Detective Yates: ...I see.
Cartman: Yes. Now it may appear in the picture that I'm actually looking at the camera lens smiling, ... with the penis in my mouth. And giving a thumbs up. But I assure you, I was fast asleep!
Butters: You're not gonna, stick something yicky in my mouth, are you?
Cartman: I swear on my mother's life, Butters. I am not going to stick anything yicky in your mouth. [lifts up his shirt to show his massive gut]
Cartman: What he means, is that he's jealous that you've taken his place as my new best friend. But grow up Kyle! Change is a part of life...
Butters: Yeah, grow up Kyle!
Cartman: This picture, I'd like to call The Pierre. I invited Butters to stay the night and while he was sleeping I made a mustache on his face with cat poo.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 11th, 2007Randy: Words with venom, words that bind, words used like weapons to cloud my mind.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 11th, 2007 Token: Jesse Jackson is not the Emperor of black people!
[Token walks away.]
Stan: [long pause] . . . He told my dad he was . . .
Stan: I get it now. After that little person talked the other day, I understand how you feel about somebody saying the N word.
Token: So black people are midgets.
Stan: Goddamit!
