South Park Quotes (Page 21)
Kyle: Cartman, who in the world is Mitch Conner?
Cartman: Look, I don't care what you guys believe. But with all the crazy stuff that goes on in this town, isn't it possible, just possible, that something I don't understand happened here?
Kyle: All right, all right. I guess it's kind of possible...
Cartman: Ha ha ha! I got you, kind of! I got you, kind of!
Cartman (as Jennifer Lopez): BEN! You bought me roses!
Ben Affleck: Jenny, oh Jenny, I just can't stop thinking about you.
Cartman (as Jennifer Lopez): I can't stop thinking about you either Ben!
Ben Affleck: I've been meaning to write a song or a poem, but I have no talent.
Cartman (as Jennifer Lopez): You can suck my culo, chica!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 4th, 2007 Cartman: repeat after me, Jennifer Lopez.
Ms. Lopez: Hennifer Lopez.
Cartman: no no, J-
Ms. Lopez: Hey.
Cartman: Mommm, Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 4th, 2007 Jennifer Lopez: How the f*** did I end up working at a La Taco?! I had six platinum records and starred in five Hollywood movies!
Mexican Guy: Yeah, me too.
Chef: A proctologist is someone who specialises in your asshole, children.
Stan: Wait, so at one point in this guy's life, he wanted to work up people's buttholes?
Chef: That's right!
Kyle: God, what a d**k.
Stan: Dude, I have no idea what we're seeing right now, but I have a feeling it's really, really wrong.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 4th, 2007Taco Alien: Well, you don't think the whole universe works the way Earth does, do you? No! One species, one planet! There's a planet of deer, a planet of Asians, and so on! We put them all together on Earth and the whole universe tunes in to watch the fun!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 4th, 2007 Stan: You'd better go over our story again so we don't screw it up
Cartman: Okay, last night all four of us were at the bowling alley until about 7:30 at which time we noticed Ally Sheedy the goth chick from The Breakfast Club who was bowling in the lane next to us when we asked her for her autograph but she didn't have a pen so we followed her out to her car but on the way we were accosted by five Scientologists who wanted to give us all personality tests which were administered at the Scientology Center in Denver until 10:45 at which time we accidentally boarded the wrong bus home and ended up in Ranchas des Fritas Rojes South of Castle Rock and finally got a ride home from a man who was missing his left index finger named Gary Bushwell arriving home at 11:46.
Kyle: I'm confused; did Ally Sheedy take the personality test?
Stan: Yes, dude!