South Park Quotes (Page 25)
Tuong Lu Kim: Oh, I get it. Just because I Chinese, you think I build war? That i' burs**t! I'm not stereotype, okay?! Just because I'm Chinese doesn't mean I go around birding war! I'm just a normal person rike or o'you! I eat ahrice and drive ahreary srow, just rike the rest o'you! I'm not stereotype!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007 Mr. Mackey: I'm not really sure having all the parents here is a good idea, okay?
Mr. Tweek: Well, maybe things would be better if we could trust people like the Stotches!
Chris Stotch: Us? YOUR family's always been the shifty-eyed ones!
Mr. Tweek: Oh yeah? [all the parents argue]
Mr. Mackey: Now, who can tell me when the first moon landing took place? Uh, how about you, Clyde?
Clyde's Dad: Nineteen sixty…
Mr. Mackey: No helping!
Kyle: (awkwardly) You're such a fatass, Cartman.
Cartman: (just as awkwardly) At least I'm not a stupid Jew.
Sheila: WHATWHATWHAT!?
Cartman: (the boys are discussing who to kick out of their group) so Kyle, I want to tell you it's been very fun and we're gonna miss you.
Kyle: ME!? But I've been here from the beginning.
Cartman: And it's sad to see you go. Maybe you can make friends with the kids down the road. (Pulls out 2 containers containing a watch and peanuts) here's a watch and some peanuts. Three Cheers for Kyle, Hip hip...
Stan: (angrily) Dude, we're NOT kicking Kyle out.
Cartman: (Whining) Pleeeeaaaasssse?
Stan: No.
Cartman: Alright, then I guess we have no choice... (turns to Tweek) but to let you go, Tweek, I want to say you've been great filling in as a fourth friend and we're gonna miss you. (moves the watch and peanuts to Tweek's side) Here's a watch, and some peanuts.
Kyle: No way dude, Tweek's cool.
Stan: Yeah!
Cartman: Well, dumbasses, how are we gonna make room for Bebe?
Bebe: Having boobs sucks.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007 Bebe: Mom, what's six times eight?
Bebe's Mother: Oh sweetie, those are two completely different numbers.
Cartman: I wanna plaaaaaaay!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007 Tweek: The original prints of Raiders of the Lost Ark. What if somebody else takes them and tries to change them?
Stan: Don't worry, Tweek, it's somewhere safe. Somewhere where...nobody will ever find them.
Host: Well, the print is finished and the day has come. Tonight Steven Spielberg and George Lucas will be at the premiere of the new special edition of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Lots of celebrity guests and other rich people will be on hand to witness all the updated effects and modernized technology.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007