South Park Quotes (Page 26)
Cartman: Yea, hippie and a terrorist is the same thing.
Kyle: No, dude, Spielberg changed terrorist to hippie to make ET more PC.
Stan: That's gay...
Priest: Father, uh, having sex with boys is part of the Catholic priest's way of life.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007Kyle: Cartman, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said... this week.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007 Chef: Hello there, children.
Stan: Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?
Chef: ...Goodbye.
Stan: We killed our teacher and they found our seamen in her stomach.
Chef: Oh, children, that's a problem we all have to face at one time or another. Here: let me sing you a little song that might cheer you up. Sometimes you kill your teacher and they find your semen in her stomach, and uh-- Wait! What the what?!
Stan: So what should we do?
Tweek: But, what if when I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?
Stan: Tweek, when has that ever happened, except that one time?
Cartman: [explaining where he obtained the "sea men" for his aquarium] Yeah, I bought all I could from this bank…I got the rest from this guy named Ralph in an alley…stupid asshole didn't even charge me, he just told me to close my eyes and suck it out of a hose!
Stan: Close your eyes and suck it out of a hose?
Cartman: Suck it out of a hose, yeah.
Stan: Oh.
Cartman: AH, SHUT UP, KYLE! SHUT YOUR GODDAMN JEW MOUTH! YOU PEOPLE ARE WHY THERE'S WARS IN THE MIDDLE EAST! AND YOU TWEEK, WHY DON'T YOU LEARN TO BUTTON YOUR SHIRT RIGHT FOR ONCE! YOU'RE AS BAD AS STAN WITH HIS STUPID GIRLFRIEND, ALWAYS SPENDING TIME WITH HER, GOD I HATE YOU GUYS!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007 Pip: Can I have some tea, please?
Cartman: You don't drink tea in a ballpark, you French piece of crap!
Pip: Oh, very well. Just some crumpets, then.
Chef: Hello, is this customer service? I'm having a problem with my new television, it's sprouted laser guns and started walking around shooting people.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007