South Park Quotes (Page 28)
Cartman: I'm so bad I digitally put Jabba the Hut back in the original Star Wars movie! Whateva, I do what I want!
Maury Povich: Wow! That is out of control!
Out of control teen: You ain't bad, you ain't nuthin! I ditch class to go shoot heroin in the school bathroom
Cartman: I'm so bad I ran for congress and won! Then I had sex with an intern, killed her, then hid her body! Whateva, I do what I want!
Unlabeled Freak: Sure, everyone in this great country of ours is a freak, but true, physically deformed freaks must be recognized, for it's these real freaks that make you all feel better about yourselves for not being one.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007Cartman: Oh yeah? I run with twelve gangs, and we only commit hate crimes. Whatever - I do what I want!
• Rating 4.8 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007 Cartman: [to Butters] That's awesome, Kenny!
Butters: Now gosh darn it fellas… my name's not Kenny… Kenny's dead!
Kyle: This is terrible dude. Maury Povich parades these poor people around on his show like carnival freaks and then gives them prizes at the end as if to justify it. What a d**k!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007 Cartman: Have you seen this trick? When someone's sleeping, you can take a glass of warm water, and when you put their hand in it…
Stan: And then what?
Cartman: …and then you pee on them!
Cartman: Hey you guys, Butters is asleep.
Stan: He's such a douchebag.
Tad: What's your name, hot shot?
Stan: Stan. Marsh.
Tad: Stan Marsh? [laughs] Stan DARSH is more like it.
Butters: Guys, I can't eat no more. I just keep on pukin' it up.
Cartman: Then eat your puke!
Butters: No!
Cartman: C'mon, Japenese girls do it!