South Park Quotes (Page 29)
Linda Stotch: Butters, your father called and said you made him very upset.
Cartman: [impersonating Butters] Yeah, well, uh, Dad's bein' a little p***y, Mom.
Linda Stotch: Butters, where did you get that kind of smart mouth?
Cartman: [impersonating Butters] Uh, not from you dumbasses, that's for sure.
Linda Stotch: Oh! You just wait till I get home, mister!
Cartman: [impersonating Butters] I'll be waiting with bells on you, you old... horse-bangin' skank.
Chris Stotch: Butters! Are you having liposuction surgery? Tell me the truth.
Butters: Yes, sir.
Linda Stotch: This is unbelievable! How many times have we told you never to have self-performed liposuction surgery in our house?
Butters: Four times, Mom.
Chris Stotch: Well, I guess that wasn't enough! You get up to your room right now, mister!
Cartman: Dammit Butters! Keep eating, or else I'll kick your ass till you're deader than Kenny!
Stan: Dude, that isn't cool. You shouldn't joke about Kenny being dead. Enough time hasn't passed.
Cartman: How long do we have to wait before we can joke about it?
Stan: 22.3 years.
Cartman: Damn, that's a long time to wait.
Cartman: I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007 Butters: Oh well, when I get a chipotle bleu cheese bacon burger at Bennigan's, I forget all about my dad...bein' queer and my mom tryin' to kill me. I'm gonna be okay.
Stan: Really?
Butters: No, I'm lying.
Butters: You know, you can call a shovel an ice-cream machine, but it's still a shovel, Mom and Dad. Ah, and you can call a lie whatever you want, but it's still a no-good stinkin' lie!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007 Truck Driver: Yeah. Too bad you're not a broad, 'cause I need some Goddamned poontang.
Butters: Yeah. I could use some Goddamned poontang myself right now.
Butters: Oh, you mean like the time you washed my mouth out with soap for sayin' "nutsack" in front of Grandma. Yeah, I need to behave myself. [Butters slaps his right hand with his left.]
• Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007Butters: [on seeing his dad 'wrestling'] Yep. He went in there and wrestled with all kinds o' guys. He wasn't too good, though. This one black guy had him pinned down for fifteen minutes straight!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007Stan: I let Kenny down. I'm his worst f-f-f-friend.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007