South Park Quotes (Page 32)
Kyle: (having discovered Cartman is Financial Genius) (gasps and coughs) Ooh! Aaargh! Urgh! (he flatlines)
Sheila Broflovski: (Shaking Kyle's lifeless body) Kyle? Kyle!? Get the doctor!
Kyle: Then I was right. Job has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn't a God.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007Cartman: What about all the years I spent making grandma like me!? All the wet, spit filled kisses I put up with? The constant smell of asprin and pee? Don't tell me I didn't earn it, you son of a bitch.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007Cartman: If you see anyone on my propertah, especially Stan or Kyle, you are to shoot on sight!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007Kyle: Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama! And you give Cartman a million dollars?!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007 Stan: Look! Youu guys that line isn't long!
Kyle: Yeah, but we're not female groupies or random sluts!
Cartman: Kenny's a random slut!
Cartman: Look, if you don't come and do this show, I'll make you eat your parents!
Phillip: Yeah, whatever kid.
Stan: He'll do it, dude!
Phillip: Say, Terrance, what should we do aboot this strange planet we've crashed on?
Terrance: I don't know, Phillip. It seems like the alien species here breathe an inert gas.
Phillip: Oh oh, did you say what I thought you said? [farts; they both laugh]
Goat Leader: As leader of the goat people, I have seen my species nearly wiped out by your dangerous gas.
Phillip: Wow, that sucks.
Phillip: Say, Terrance, I'm getting worried aboot all these Russians making missiles. Maybe we should stop this "cold war."
Terrance: Here's a missile for ya! [farts]
Young Terrance and Phillip: Beef and lamb, chicken and ham
Step to the left and clap your hands!
Gosh, we love that chicken and ham
Don't they love that chicken and ham?
Woman: Oh my God, what's wrong with their heads?
Man: It's all right, darling. They're just Canadian.
Woman: Oh.