South Park Quotes (Page 38)
Stan: [walks up with Kyle and Kenny] Come on, fatass, we have to go!
Cartman: Ey! Don't call me fat! [Mrs.Cartman giggles] Mom, don't laugh.
Mrs.Cartman: I'm sorry, hon.
Cartman: [to his friends] I can't go with you guys right now.
Stan: Yes you can, porky. [Mrs.Cartman giggles again]
Cartman: Mom, seriously! [her giggles die down]
Mrs.Cartman: Oh, that's not funny, boys. Eric isn't fat, his big-boned.
Kyle: He must have a huge bone in his ass, then. [Cartman's mom bursts out laughing]
Cartman: GODDAMNIT MOM!
Cartman: Hey you guys! You know what time of year it is?
Kyle: Of course, dumbass, it's Halloween.
Cartman: That's right, and that means only two more months till Christmas! (singing) You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry...
Stan: Christmas?
Cartman: ...Christmastime is presents for me.
Radio announcer: How do you feel about the KOZY-FM Halloween Haunt, little boy?
Stan: This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park. And that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen, until I saw the KOZY-FM Halloween Haunt.
Moses: And let us glue paper plates together with beans inside so when you shake them they make rattling noises.
Rabbi: Paper plate bean shakers, of course!
Moses: And let us put patterns of glue on the outside and glitter so they look all nice and sparkly.
Kyle: He doesn't get cake!?
Moses: No cake for the impurity!
Moses: I desire…macaroni pictures.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 1st, 2007Jimbo: We're all a little gay.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 1st, 2007Butters: Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 1st, 2007Mr. Garrison: Great party, Mr. Mackey. Mr. Hat just grabbed Principal Victoria's ass.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 1st, 2007 Gerald: Just because we shared an intimate moment in the hot tub, I'm not going to let it…
Randy: We did not share an intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!
