South Park Quotes (Page 39)
Pip: Can I be Jaclyn Smith? Can I?
Butters: No, uh, I get to be Jaclyn Smith. See, I thought of Charlie's Angels and I get to be Jaclyn Smith c-cause I thought of it.
Skyler: Okay, check check, check, 1, 2, check. Okay, ready? All right, let's try the new song. This is a song I wrote for you, Shelley…When I saw her walking down the street, I thought she was Shelley, Shelley.
Cartman: Aw, man, you guys suck.
Skyler: Now that we're together I'm absolutely sure that she's Shelley, Shelley.
Cartman: You're the crappiest band I have ever heard!
Skyler: Move into my mom's house with me, Shelley Shelley
Cartman: They mostly come out at night...mostly.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 1st, 2007Shelley: They're having a cat orgy!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 1st, 2007Sexual Harrassment Panda: How would you like a big Panda punch in your puss?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 1st, 2007Sexual Harrassment Panda: When one Panda puts his furry little willy in another Panda's ear, that makes me a sad Panda.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 1st, 2007 Gerald: You see, Kyle, we live in a liberal, democratic society. And democrats make sexual harrassment laws. These laws tell us what we can and can't say in the workplace, and what we can and can't do in the workplace.
Kyle: Isn't that fascism?
Gerald: No, because we don't call it fascism. Do you understand?
Kyle: Do you?
Stan: Oh no, there's nothing worse than Cartman with authoriteh!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 31st, 2007 Department of Interior Guy: Young man, we're making you an honorary Department of Interior person. You are officially in charge of South Park's fish and wildlife. You have authority over all of them.
Cartman: [disbelieving pause] I have authoriteh?
Mr. Garrison: Now, wait a minute. I wanna clear the air here. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon? [everybody around him raises his or her hand] Oh, whatever!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 31st, 2007
