South Park Quotes (Page 4)
Mr. Mackey: Why, Clyde? Why did you do it?
Clyde: I dunno.
Mr. Mackey: You got a whole school here clyde! M'kay?, you got over 300 people that need to use the boys room!, and you decide your gonna be a comedian M'kay?, and pinch one off in the urinal! and leave it laying there for everyone to look at!
[Clyde begins to chuckle.]
Mr. Mackey: M'kay?, M'kay? you think it's funny but nobody else does, there gonna walk in that bathroom and see your rancid duke prob up against to back of the wall like a brown ragdoll!
[Clyde starts laughing.]
Principal Victoria: Mr Mackey Clyde's parents are here.
Mr. Mackey: Oh thats good! lets see what your mom and dad has to say about your little poop-scpade! Come on in please, I'm trying to get your to explain why he would drop a duke in the urinal!
Clyde's Dad: Mr Mackey theres something you should know.
Kyle: [after the conspiracy is blown] So who caused 9/11?
Stan: Wha'dya mean? A bunch of pissed off Muslims.
Hardly Boy: Yeah, what are you, retarded?
Stan: That was such uber-pwnage!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007Cartman: Looks like you're about to get pwned.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007Cartman: Prepare to charge! Scroll over him with your mouse cursors and...right click!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Butters: I don't play World of Warcraft.
Cartman: Butters, you said you were on your computer all the time.
Butters: Yeah, but I'm playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
Cartman: [pause] Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
Butters: Oh, well, all right, then.
Jim: I've got to get home! My kids are playing World of Warcraft right now!
Rob Pardo: Jim, your kid's characters are already dead.
Jim: No... No! ...They just started playing!
Kyle: Wow, look at all these people playing right now!
Cartman: Yeah, it's bullcrap. I'll bet half these people are Koreans.
Liane: And then we'll go to Target, and... I'll buy you a Mega Ranger?
Cartman: Could I have....two Mega Rangers?
Cartman: Yes! I've lost almost ten pounds now. You see what I mean?? I totally know how it felt to be a Jew in the Holocaust now!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007
