South Park Quotes (Page 40)
Mr Adler: Well that was fun, Pearl. I'll see you later.
Home Ec teacher: Richard, aren't you going to invite me in?
Mr Adler: Why?
Home Ec teacher: Well, I was hoping you would... at least attempt to... make love to me tonight.
Mr Adler: I can't.
Home Ec teacher: Oh, Richard, why can't you open your heart to me, why?
Cartman: I guess you don't want to hear what he said about your mom!?
Craig: Nope! (slams the door shut)
Cartman: (surprised) goddammit. (knocks on door again. Craig answers again) Oh, I guess you don't want to hear what he had to say about your guinea pig!?
Craig: Said what?! What did he say about Stripe!?
Cartman: Nothing much, just that you stick it up your ass before you go to bed every night.
Craig: That son of a bitch, I'll kill him!
Mr Adler: Don't screw around in Shop Class!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 31st, 2007 : Damn right, Garrison!
Stan: Excuse me, we're looking for Chef.
Woman at front desk: Chef?
Kyle: He's a big guy with a beard.
Stan: And a chef's hat.
Kenny: [mumbling] And a big huge d**k.
Mr. Garrison: And never let poontang come between you and your friend!
Chef: Damn right, Garrison!
Mr. Derp: Aren't I a great character? My antics go right to the funny bone!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 31st, 2007 Chef: I got something to tell you.
Cartman What?
Chef: you're not gonna like it...
Cartman: What?
Chef: It's really gonna piss you off...
Cartman: What?
Chef: Okay. This is a dream. You still on that cross!
Cartman [Wakes up]: Goddamnit!!!
Crowd: Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy!
Man: We love you, Randy.
Woman: Make love to me, Randy. Please!
Cartman: I'm gonna be Jesus!
Kyle: You're too fat to be Jesus!
Cartman: Oh, and like you're gonna do it, Jew?!
Kyle: Stan should be Jesus.
Cartman: Either I'm Jesus, or else, screw you guys, I'm going home!
Kyle: You're such a fat baby!
Cartman: Well, I guess you guys can do the Stations of the Cross by yourselves.
Kyle: All right, all right, you could be Jesus, you tubby cry-baby!
Cartman: Stick and stones may break my bones, but I'm Jesus and you aren't.
Stan: Well, we're gonna go work on getting Kyle's dad an erection. [the boys go up the stairs]
Randy: [resumes] Yes, yes, of course. I've got work to do. [the door closes] What?
