South Park Quotes (Page 42)
Cartman: [Lodged in the cow's anus] Aw, it smells like Kenny's house in here.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007Crocodile Hunter: Now I'm gonna stick my finger in its butthole.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007Crocodile Hunter: Next week we're gonna learn more about these wonderful creatures by pissing them off immensely.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007 Stan: Great job, Cartman, you killed Kyle!
Kenny: [muffled] You bastard!
Cartman: Well he shouldn't have called me fat!
Stan: Why the hell not? That's like calling the sky blue!
Cartman: You can always go on welfare. Just look at Kenny's family, they're perfectly happy being poor and on welfare. Right, Kenny?
Kenny: [Mumbling] F**k you.
Cartman: Hehe...you suck, Kenny.
Debate Mediator: Okay, Mr. Douchebag.
John Postum: Postum!
Debate Mediator: Oh, pardon me, Mr. Assface.
Underpants Gnomes: Shut up, p***y!
Cartman: I'm not a p***y, you're a p***y, p***y.
Kyle: Wow! Elton John's house is bigger than Cartman's ass!!!
Cartman: No it isn't you guys.
Chef: 2 million dollars! The only way I can raise that kind of money is by whorein' myself to every woman in town.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007 Mr. Mackey: Now young man, school is a time for learning, not for immature skylarkings.
Stan: What's skylarkings?
Mr. Mackey: You know, tomfooleries.
Stan: Who?
Mr. Mackey: Your parents are here…
[Stan's parents come in.]
Mr. Mackey: Thank you for coming on such short notice. I was just disciplining your son for his skylarkings.
Mr. Marsh: Stanley, I—Skylarkings?
