South Park Quotes (Page 43)
Wendy: (to Kyle) Kiss Bebe on the lips.
Kyle: What!? I'm not kissing no girl!
Stan: Go on, dude, just close your eyes.
Stan: Yeah Cartman, you suck! If you want to play Americans vs. Bosnians anymore, you can just play with yourself!
Cartman: That's fine! I like playing with myself! I'll play with myself all day long!
[Kenny laughs.]
Cartman: What?!
Roy: Hey, Stan! Wanna help me cut some firewood?
Stan: Dude, we cut firewood all day yesterday. We've got enough firewood for twelve years.
Roy: [in an impassioned, tormented voice] When will you let me in?! When will you let me love you?! [in a normal voice] Now get your ass down here and help me.
Chef: My Salty Chocolate Balls must have re-juvenated him!
Kyle: You've got the best balls in the whole world, Chef.
Chef: You're daaamn right.
Mr. Hankey: Kyle, one time, when you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth, and had a friend take a picture.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007Chef: [singing to advertise his new candy: Chocolate Salty Balls] Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown! If you ever need a quick pick-me-up, just stick my balls in your mouth! Oooh! Suck on my Salty Chocolate Balls! (Put 'em in your mouth!) Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007Cartman: I've learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you don't have to hang out with a bunch of poor ass losers like you guys.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007Cartman: Independent films are those black and white hippie movies, they're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007 Jimbo: Holy crap, what the hell is that?!
Ned: it looks like my ex-wife!
Chef: Okay! Everybody get into line, so I can whup all your asses!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007
