South Park Quotes (Page 44)
Jimbo: Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007 Miss Crabtree: Don't get off the bus or a big scary monster will eat you! [She gets off]
Butters: Hey, why doesn't the monster eat her?
Stan: Because, dumbass monsters don't eat big fat smelly bitches!
Miss Crabtree: What did you say?!
Stan: I said Larry King won't grant me three wishes.
Miss Crabtree: You either keep quiet.. or the cute little bunny dies!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007Miss Crabtree: Stay in the bus or a big black scary monster will eat you!
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007Stan: Oh my god! Kenny...killed death??
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007Gerald Broflovski: Could you please pass the dead fetus?I mean gravy.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007Nurse Gollum: Well, this may sound odd coming from a woman with a fetus sticking out of her head, but you're all a bunch of freaks.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007 Cartman: I love you guys.
[Stan and Kyle stare at Cartman during a long pause.]
Cartman: Ah, screw you guys.
Cartman: My mom says there's a lot of black people in China.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007Mr. Mackey: [About his time as a hippie] M'kay, kids, you shouldn't do drugs, m'kay, drugs are bad. You see, I was at the bottom of the barrel, I was a wreck. Why, I didn't even care about money. I was wasting my life... You boys need to listen up, m'kay, what I'm talking about might save your life some day... Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. If you do them, you're bad, because drugs are bad. It's a bad thing to do drugs, so don't be bad by doing drugs, m'kay, that'd be bad.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007