South Park Quotes (Page 46)
Phillip: Oh Terrance, you've farted in court!
Terrance: Yes Phillip, I'm making a case for our defense!
Cartman: I was just hangin' out in the SPC, kickin' it with some homies on the west sy-eed.
Kyle: Cartman, you live on the east side!
Chief Running Water: I hate to break this to you, but your mother is what we native american refer to as "Bear, with wide canyon"
Cartman: Huh?
Chief Running Water: She is doh who cannot keep legs together.
Cartman: What?
Chief Running Water: Your mom's a slut.
Cartman: Oi!
Chief Running Water: I knew that she wanted me because she kept saying romantic things.
Ms. Cartman: Oh, Chief, I want your hot man-chowder.
Chief Running Water: Whoa, hello!
Ms. Crabtree: Get on this bus right now! We're running late!
Stan: We're not going, you fat ugly bitch.
Ms. Crabtree: What did you say?
Stan: I said we're not going, you fat ugly bitch.
Ms. Crabtree: Oh. Okay.(drives off)
Kyle: Whoa dude!
Stan: Dude, I never thought that would actually work.
Cartman: Mom, can I ask you a question?
Ms. Cartman: Sure, hon.
Cartman: You know how my friend Stan has, like, a dad?
Ms. Cartman: Uh-huh.
Cartman: And my friend Kyle has a dad, and my friend Kenny has a dad?
Ms. Cartman: Yes?
[long pause]
Ms. Cartman: Well, what's your question, hon?
Cartman: Goddamn it, do I have a dad?!
Ms. Cartman: Oh!
Cartman: I wanna know where I came from.
Ms. Cartman: Oh. Hmm. Well, you see, Eric, sometimes when a man and a women are attracted to each other, they want to be close to each other.
Cartman: Uh-huh....
Ms. Cartman: And sometimes the man puts his hoo-hoo dilly into a woman's cha-cha.
[long pause]
Cartman: So who put his hoo-hoo dilly into your cha-cha?
Kyle: Well, that whole experience sure did suck.
Stan: Yeah, I'm sure glad that's over with.
Kyle: But you know, I've learned something today. I've learned that people who want power, a lot of power, always end up dead.
Cartman: Yeah, and I've learned something, too. Robert Smith kicks ass.
Kyle: Disintegration was the best album ever!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007 Stan: Wow, Robert Smith is the greatest person that ever lived!
Jesus: Our savior!
Barbra Streisand: You know who I am, don't you?
Officer Barbrady: Well, you ain't Fiona Apple, and if you ain't Fiona Apple, I don't give a rat's ass.
Barbra Streisand: [screams in anger]
Officer Barbrady: Whoa, what a bitch!
