South Park Quotes (Page 47)
Cartman: Well, I've been licking this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007 Wendy: Stan? We're still Valentines, right?
Stan: Sure, Wendy, whatever.
Mr. Garrison: I'm going to do what I've always wanted to do: hang out and screw hot chicks.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007Cartman: My grandma's Dutch-Irish and my grandpa's lesbian, that makes me quarter lesbian!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007 [Cartman takes a bite out of a cardboard box]
Cartman: My mom said to be a lesbian you have to chow down on this box.
Cartman: My mom told me to be a lesbian you have to lick carpet.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007Wendy: I told her...don't… f**k… with Wendy… Testaburger!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007 Mr. Garrison: And where are you from, Damien?
Damien: The seventh layer of hell!
Mr. Garrison: Ooooh, that's exciting, my mother was from Alabama.
Referee: Okay guys, I want a good clean fight. No punching below the belt, holding, or miracles.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007Chef: I can't hit Jesus Christ! My mother would never speak to me again!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007
