South Park Quotes (Page 48)
Pip: So, how'd it go, old chap?
Damien: The fat one farted on me and called me....
Pip: Fartboy? Oh, well maybe they won't call me that anymore.
Damien: Everybody hates me.
Mr. Mackey: Well, uh, why do you suppose that is?
Damien: Because I'm the son of the Devil?
Mr. Mackey: Uh-huh, that's a good start. Why else?
Damien: Because I burn them and kill them?
Chef: Oh! That's one fudged-up little cracka!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007Cartman: Oh really? Gosh, where could I have put Pip's invitation? Let's see… Pip's invitation… Pip's invitation… oh, I remember! I shoved it up my ass! Yes. That's right, I wrote it out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and woop shoved it right up my ass. Forever ruining any chance you had of coming to my party. Sorry, Pip 'ol chap!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007 Stan: If my mom could cook like Cartman's mom I'd be a big fat ass too!
Cartman: That's right!
Stan: You know, I think I've learned something today. It's really easy not to think of images on TV as real people, but they are. That's why it's easy to ignore those commercials but people on TV are as real as you and I.
Kyle: Yeah... and that means that MacGyver is a real person too.
Cartman: Mr. Garrison, why do poor people smell like sour milk?
Mr. Garrison: I don't know, Eric, they just do.
Cartman: I am an American citizen! Give me food! I am an American citizen!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007Cartman: No, Starvin' Marvin, that's Kenny's cream corn! No Starvin' Marvin! That's a bad Starvin' Marvin!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007Chef: [imitating Michael Jackson's Thriller video clip] I'm gonna make love, even when I'm dead. My body might get cold, but it's always hot in my bed. Make love, don't be afraid. Just because my heart ain't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007
