South Park Quotes (Page 49)
Puffy: So remember kids, dressing up like Hitler in school isn't cool.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007Cartman: [day-dreaming while watching a movie, imagining himself to be Adolf Hitler] [German-like accent] You gotta respect my authoritah!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007Kyle: Oh my God, I killed Kenny! You bastard!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007 Cartman: Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, otherwise Kenny's dad would be a millionaire.
Kenny: [silence]
Cartman: I said, it's too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!
Kenny: [silence]
Cartman: Your family is poor, Kenny, your family is poor!
Cartman: I'm not the one walking around all day like Pippi Longstocking.
Stan: Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.
Cartman: Kenny's family is so poor that, yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007 Kyle: Cartman, what kind of costume is that?
Cartman: It's an Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
Coroner #1: You know, I think death is least funny when it happens to a child.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007 Enya-style music: Take a look, take a look, take a look above the sky; come and fly, take a ride...
Stan: This music is terrible! It's cheesy but lame, and eerily soothing at the same time!
Grandpa: Now you know what's it's like to be old!
Cartman: My uncle says smoking crack is kinda cool.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007
