South Park Quotes (Page 5)
Cartman: Skinless chicken, boiled vegetables and salad?! This is just like Auschwitz!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007Cartman: Suck my asshole, taco vendor!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007Cartman: Yes, let the anger come! Strike me down while you can! But it won't make your dried-up ovaries any more fertile!
• Rating 1.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007Cartman: You're sterile, is that it? No, that's too convenient of an excuse. The truth is, nobody ever wanted to have babies with you. Isn't that it? Always the mom's maid and never the mom? Must be hard on you, knowing that the years are ticking away, your friends all getting married and all the while your uterus is slowly shriveling away, drying up, becoming totally worthless.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007Cartman: God-dammit, Mom! I'm your son and you will listen to me!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Cartman: I just... I really need the support of my best friend right now.
Jimmy: Who's your best friend?
Cartman: You are, Jimmy! We've always been best friends! We know everything about each other!
Jimmy: What's my last name?
Cartman: [pause] Goddammit.
Al Gore: I am here to educate you about the single biggest threat to our planet. You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. I'm talking, of course, about Manbearpig. It is a creature which roams the Earth alone. It is half man, half bear, and half pig. Some people say that Manbearpig isn't real. Well , I'm here to tell you now, Manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists—I'm cereal. Manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. Manbearpig simply wants to get you. I'm super cereal. But have no fear, because I am here to save you. And someday, when the world is rid of Manbearpig, everyone will say, "Thank you Al Gore—you're super awesome!" The end.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Al Gore: I can get you all excused from school.
Cartman: You...have that kind of power?
Kyle: It's half-man, and half-bearpig.
Cartman: No! It's half-man, half-bear, and half-pig!
Kyle: That doesn't make any sense.
Stan: It could be half-bear and half man-pig.
Al Gore: It's a half-man, half-bear, and half-pig.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007
