South Park Quotes (Page 50)
Ms. Cartman: Eric, dear, I just got a call from your friend Kyle's mother. She said that this show is naughty and might make you a potty-mouth.
Cartman: That's a bunch of crap. Kyle's mom is a dirty crusty Jew from my ass .
Grandpa: What has America's youth come to? Kids won't even kill their own grandparents.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007 Randy: How's it feel to be 102, Grandpa?
Grandpa: Shoot me!
Tom (News broadcaster): It appears that the horrible, destructive creature is actually 8-year-old Stan Marsh of South Park. When asked why he was wreacking such havoc on his hometown, the little boy replied simply, "Me Stan, bachump, ba-chewy-chump, ba-chewy-chump." Back to you in the studio.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007Cartman: I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like: "HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007Chef: Now I know how all those white women must've felt.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007Chef: Now, children, gather round and watch the wonders of life! The beauty of Mother Nature!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007 Ms. Crabtree: Hey, wait a minute! What is that thing? [referring to the elephant]
Kyle: Uh, this is the new retarded kid.
Ms. Crabtree: Oh. I'm sorry, little girl, but you still can't get on. You have to take the Special Ed bus.
Commentator: Wow! I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant! [Referring to Pip getting tackled]
• Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007
