South Park Quotes (Page 51)
Commentator: Wow! I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland 1938. [Referring to Kyle playing football]
• Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007 Jesus: A lot of people have asked for my position on homosexuality, and I would like to set the record straight, once and for all.
Voice-over: We interrupt Jesus and Pals for this commercial break!
Mr. Garrison: Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL, evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007Stan: Now, don't be gay! Don't be gay, Spark! Don't be gay!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007 Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything.
Stan: Uncle Jimbo says after this, he's taking me to Africa.
Cartman: My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.
Cartman: Democrats piss me off.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007Uncle Jimbo: Hey, look out, son, that's dangerous. You're gonna spill your beer!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007Ned: I don't think eight year old kids drink beer.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007 Stan: Cartman doesn't know a rainforest from a Pop-Tart!
Cartman: Yeah, I do! Pop-Tarts are frosted!
