South Park Quotes (Page 6)
Cartman: If I miss dinner, I'm going to be so pissed off!
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Kyle: Did Cartman just crap treasure?
Cartman: It's mine! I got it out of the cave! It belongs to me!
Cartman: Good, Kyle! That's good anger you're showing there! That's emotional character developmeant based on what's happening in the storyline! Not at all like Family Guy.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007Reporter: Forgive me, Mr. President, but this First Amendment sounds like a lot of bureaucratic jibbery-jroo.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Kyle: Cartman! You f**king fatass!
Cartman: How the hell did you get out?
Kyle: That kid and I had a long talk. I told him he was on a slippery slope to becoming a monster like you!
Cartman: Oh goddamnit! You gave him one of your gay little speeches, didn't you?
Cartman: I'll use this situation to get Family Guy cancelled. I use fear to manipulate people to do my bidding.
Bart Simpson: Uh, isn't that like terrorism?
Cartman: Dude, it's not like terrorism! It is terrorism!
Cartman: What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Bart Simpson: I stole the head off a statue once.
Cartman: [pause] Wow, that's pretty hardcore. Geez. That's like this one time when I didn't like a kid, so I ground his parents up into chili and fed it to him.
Cartman: I did it, I…am…GOD!
• Rating 4.6 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007Cartman: Oh my god, is that Tim Mcgraw?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007Cartman: Don't you ever, EVER compare me to 'Family Guy,' you hear me Kyle? Compare me to 'Family Guy' again and so help me, I will kill you where you stand! Do you have any idea what it's like? Everywhere I go: 'Hey Cartman you must like 'Family Guy,' right?' 'Hey, your sense of humor reminds me of "Family Guy" Cartman!' I am nothing like Family Guy! When I make jokes they are inherent to a story! Deep situational and emotional jokes based on what is relevant and has a point, not just one random interchangable joke after another!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007