South Park Quotes (Page 8)
Randy: Well how about four?
Stan: I think you're pushing it.
Randy: How 'bout 20?
Stan: That's not disciprine.
Randy: Right, right. Does vodka count?
Stan: Dad!
Randy: How did I manage to raise such a smart kid?
Stan: I have a great teacher.
Randy: Thanks son.
Stan: No not you, my karate teacher. He's really smart.
Stan: Dad, aren't you supposed to like, not drink and drive?
Randy: I'm not drinking and driving, I'm driving while I'm drinking, right boys?!
Cartman: Sure, whatever dude.
Stan: No, cancer is a disease. My dad needs to drink less.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007 Karate Instructor: Karutamane-san! What are you doing?
Cartman: I'm doing some sweet banzai moves. I'm a little better than everyone else here.
Karate Instructor: Eriku-san, you must follow direction! You raku disciprine!
Cartman: Nah-uh, I don't raku disciprine!
Stan: Dad, aren't you kind of drunk?
Randy: It's ok Stan, I have some beer to keep my buzz going!
Nicole Kidman: Tom? Don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet.
Tom Cruise: But, I'm...I'm not in the closet.
Nicole Kidman: Yes, You are Tom, and you need to just end this and come out.
President: What's better than telling people a stupid story and having them believe you?! [Stan draws a blank] Having them PAY you for it, stupid!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007Cartman: Don't be such a Jew, Stan.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007 R Kelly: But then I calm myself down, and I pull out my gun!
Field Reporter: Oh geez, here we go with the gun again.
