South Park Quotes (Page 9)
Brian: Yeah, I'm afraid that you are completely miserable and totally depressed.
Stan: I am?? I didn't know that!
Brian: Well there's certainly no question that you are a perfect candidate for Scientology
Cartman: The only way to fight hate is with even more hate!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007 Mrs. Garrison: You know what we need? A good old fashioned "Fag Drag!"
Man in anti-homosexual rally: Actually we don't want to hurt them... We just don't want them to get married.
Mrs. Garrison: [scoff] Fag drag?
Kyle: Do you really think my hat is stupid?
Stan: As a matter of fact, I think it is the nicest hat I have ever known.
Mr. Garrison: Look at the freak egg! It has two daddys! [teasing] Two daddys, two daddys!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007Mr. Garrison: We've completed our scientific non-biased study of fags having kids.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007Cartman: [his advice to Butters] ...just roll with it, if they start lezzing out.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007 Kevin: You mean like that movie, Juwanna Mann?
Cartman: No, not like the movie Juwanna Mann! It's way cooler than that!
Cartman: God only knows the horrors that go on at girls' slumber parties.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007 Cartman: Ah, gentlemen, thank you for coming. We don't have a lot of time, so I'll cut to the chase. The girls at our school have been hiding something from us; hiding something huge.
Craig: What?
Cartman: What if I were to tell you that the girls have a device, which allows them to see into the future?
Stan: What?
Butters: How do you know?
Kyle: The girls do not have a device that shows them the future, Cartman. That's retarded.
Clyde: You, sir, mocked Cartman before, yet you too sit here demanding answers, now damn you, let him speak!
Cartman: Thank you, Clyde.
