That 70's Show Quotes
Laurie staring at Eric: BURST INTO FLAMES! BURST INTO FLAMES! BURST INTO FLAMES!!!
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007Laurie: Daddy, Eric has dirty magazines under his bed. Daddy, Eric snuck out last night. Daddy, I saw Eric drinking all your beer. Daddy, Eric made it hard for me to concentrate so I flunked out of college! Daddy, Eric used all my hand lotion.
Eric: Okay, that bitch is dead.
Jackie on Laurie: Innocent? Okay Eric, no offence, but your sister is as slutty as they come.
Kelso: Eric, are you gonna let her say that about your sister?
Eric: Sure.
Laurie: Life is so complicated. You get old and die. Thank God I'm still young and hot!
Red: I didn't want to insult him by offering him some nothing job.
Kitty: Oh Red, you insult him every day.
Red: That's different, he thinks I'm kidding.
Red: Bob's always upset. He's a little girl in big boy pants.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007Red: You know the last thing I bought for myself? A hose.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007Red: Well, it’s a tough world, Eric, and people don’t always get what they want. Especially you.
Red: Eric, I’ve told you. Your job is to study hard, get good grades, get a scholarship, go to college and move away! End of discussion!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007Bob: And Kitty, since you and Midge are so close, she'd like to ask you a special favor.
Kitty: Oh, Bob! I would be honored to be Midge's--
Bob: She'd like you to bring chairs.
Kitty: (let down)-- chair bringer.