A New Hope Quotes
Donna: Just because a guy pays attention to me, it does not mean he wants to get me naked!
Eric: Oh, grow up!
Donna: Is that why you paid attention to me?
Eric: Of course!...not! Of course not! I love your mind. That's what I love.
Red: [as Obi Wan Kenobi in Eric's dream] A Jedi's power lies within his own mi-- are you even listening to me?
Eric: [as Luke Skywalker ] What? Yes. Um, you were saying, may the force be with me?
Red: No, I did not. Jedi Knight?! Jedi Dumbass!
Jackie: [in Eric's dream, dressed as storm troopers] Oh my god, you guys just gotta come over to the dark side!
Fez: They have free food!
Bob: [about Eric fighting David] Hit him with a banjo!
Red: A banjo, Bob?
Bob: Yeah.
Red: Where is he gonna get a banjo?
Bob: I don't know. But I saw a guy get hit with a banjo once, and he went down!
Red: You can hit him in the groin.
Bob: You can hit him in the groin with a banjo.
Eric: [about David] I don't know. If I hit this guy, Donna's just gonna be pissed.
Kelso: No, man. Chicks dig that stuff! I mean, Leia, right, she acted like she was mad at Han. But I could tell she liked him.
Hyde: Kelso, man, what are you, an idiot? Leia likes Luke, I mean she kissed him on that bridge!
Kelso: Uh! Just for luck!
Fez: I'm so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fez man, it's Star Wars.
Fez: Screw that.
Hyde: Hey Forman, man, this thing better be good. If I don't see some space jugs, I'm going to be super pissed.
Eric: Oh, hey, guys, I heard it was okay.
Kelso: Well, there is no way it's better than the Planet of the Apes. I mean, those apes were really good actors.
Eric: So David, still got that big ol' curve in your spine?
Fez: Can I see it?
Donna: Remember when you beat him up on the playground?
Eric: I kicked his ass.
Jackie: Wait. Wasn't he the kid with scoliosis and asthma?
Eric: Yep. And I kicked his ass.