Grandma's Dead Quotes
Laurie: Life is so complicated. You get old and die. Thank God I'm still young and hot!
[Eric, Hyde, Kelso, and Fez are in a bar. After ordering beer and Hyde claiming their in the military two attractive women walk up to their table.]
Charline: So, your in the military. What base are you from.
Hyde:[smiling] Its a secret military base.
Charlotte: I'm Charlotte and this is my sister Charline.
Kelso: Hi I'm... [in a manly voice] ...Ted.
Hyde: Seargeant Shaft.
Eric: You can call me Honcho
Fez: I am Eric Foreman
[Waitress delivers beer]
Charline: Oh, Sally, put that on our tab and bring everybody a round of shots.
Fez: What is going on?
Kelso: Their picking us up.
Fez: Ay, no.
Kelso: No, its a good thing.
Fez: Oh, okay!
Fez: [while looking into Grandma Foreman's casket] Oh my God, there's a body in here!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Eric: I killed her. She was old, and the shock of her grandson telling her that she was nasty killed her.
Donna: Have you talked to Red about this?
Eric: I'm not talking to my dad about this. Do you remember how angry he got when I didn't rake the yard? And this is like, twice as bad!
Jackie: [to Red] I'm really sorry your mom died. It's like... sad and stuff.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Hyde: Red, I'm sorry your mom died and I'm sorry Kelso's an idiot.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Fez: Mister Red, always remember: a mother's goodness is carried on forever by her sons.
[Marty starts crying]
Red: Have you met my sister, Marty?
Eric: [to Grandma] You know, it wouldn't kill you to be nice! [Grandma falls over dead]
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007