Stolen Car Quotes
Red: Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Red: You were screwing around. You backed into a hydrant. I can see the paint marks!
Eric: No! And by no I mean exactly. But it wasn't my fault sir, Kelso was giving me a...
Red: A what?
Eric: Kelso was giving me a purple-nurple. It's when you grab someone's nipple through their shirt and twist it really hard... until it becomes purple.
Cop: Which one of you is Eric Forman?
Eric: Oh, that's me.
Cop: Wait a second... is your father Red Forman?
Eric: Yes.
Cop: You poor bastard!
Eric: [sitting in a jail cell] We're not all in trouble here. [to Kelso] Your parents have seven kids. They won't even notice you're gone. [to Fez] Your parents don't even live in this country. [to Hyde] And your mom? Probably one cell over.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007
